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Funny quotes:
"Warning: I have gas, and I know how to use it!"
"I have multiple personalities and non of them like you"
"I tried being good, but I got bored"
"I used to care, but I take a pill for that now"
"I didn't say it was Your fault. I said I was going to Blame you"
"Danger: mouth operates faster than brain"
"Sarcasm: just one more service I provide"
"You don't have to be crazy to work here: we'll train you"
"333: I'm only half evil"
(ter verduidelijking: the bible says that 666 stands for anti-christ)
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional"
"Im not stubborn; my way is just better"
"I'm confused...wait...maybe I'm not"
"My sister has the best sister in the world"
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until
you hear them speak."
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On
my desk, I have a work station.."
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you
with experience."
"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher
was in my class for five years." - George Burns
Funny quotes by Charles Barkley ( famous basketball player)
1. After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says: "Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."
2. Asked if he had ever been in the governor's office in Montgomery, Barkley
said no. "They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in
Alabama," he said, "unless they're cleaning.
3. After throwing a guy through a 1st floor window in a bar Charles was in front
of the judge.
Judge: "Your sanctions are community service and a fine, do you have any
regrets?"
Charles: "Yeah I regret we weren't on a higher floor"