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Random Quotes (Quotes found on the Internet, on T-shirts, bumper stickers, avatars, etc.)
Luck = When Preparation Meets Opportunity
I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years of experience
Thou Shalt Fit the Fart (= prove your worth)
Attempting to give a fart (= pretending to care)
Derived from my father’s favourite quote: “You no fit a fart”, meaning: "You
don’t fit the fart!"; translation: You’re worthless!
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Funny qoates for bumber stickers
How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SH*T
Honk if parts fall off
Answer my prayers... Steal this car!
Keep honking... I'm reloading (the gun)
Beer... now cheaper than gasoline... so don't drive... drink!
Your child maybe an honour student, but you drive like an Idiot!
Stupidity is not a handicap; park elsewhere!
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Funny qouates for married couples
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving
Wife and dog missing; reward for dog
My wife gives me sound advice; 99% sound, 1% advice
Love him like a king; train him like a dog Cool
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!
We need to talk, so don't interrupt! \
I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out
(Keep watching this space, more to come soon. You're welcome to
add your own)